Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Cold is a relative thing...

Did I mention we had a little snowstorm yesterday that dumped another 9 inches, and now it is cold....

A little something to lighten the mood around here, and then I am headed to bed...

COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. .

65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Maine plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Maine sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Maine drive with the windows down..

40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Maine throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Maine have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above Zero
People in Miami all die.
Mainers close the windows.

Zero:
Texans fly away to Mexico .
People in Maine get out their winter coats.

10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Maine are selling cookies door to door.

20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Maine let the dogs sleep indoors.

30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Mainers get upset because they can't start the Snow-mobile.

40 below zero :
ALL atomic motion stops .
People in Maine start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'

50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Maine public schools will open 2 hours late

2 comments:

Ali-kat said...

I've turned into such a sissy since I moved to the South.

Cindi said...

Funny and true. :)