Ella VG got a couple of Barbie dolls for her birthday last week (I know this because it was on the family calendar that it was her birthday). Anyway, she got these two dolls and she had to name them. So one, she named Dora. A lovely name, even if the same name as an annoying cartoon. But the other name, even lovelier. Presenting the Barbie Doll named "Sue Kane". That's right folks, a Barbie doll named after me.
So which Barbie do you think I am?
Pooper Scooper Barbie?
American Idol Barbie?
Glinda the Good Witch Barbie
Barbie Cake
Or
Travelin' Barbie? You decide!
Pooper Scooper Barbie?
7 comments:
Definitely Pooper-Scooper Barbie on account of you've got pets and grandchildren.
I say "Travelin' Barbie" on account of you've got children and grandchildren far away.
Glinda, the Good Witch, of course! You are my hero.
whenever i see someone less fortunate than i,
and let's face it, who isn't less fortunate than i?
my tender heart tends to start to bleed.
and when someone needs a makeover,
i simply have to take over!
i know i know exactly what they need!
and even in your case,
though it's the toughest case i've yet to face,
don't worry, i'm determined to succeed!
follow my lead,
and yes indeed, you will be...
POPULAR! you're gonna be popular!
i'll teach you the proper ploys,
when you talk to boys,
little ways to flirt and flounce, ooh!
i'll show you what shoes to wear!
how to fix your hair!
everything that really counts to be...
POPULAR! i'll help you be popular!
you'll hang with the right cohorts,
you'll be good at sports,
know the slang you've got to know.
so let's start,
'cause you've got an awfully long way to go!
don't be offended by my frank analysis,
think of it as personality dialysis,
now that i've chosen to become a
pal, a sister and advisor,
there's nobody wiser!
not when it comes to...
POPULAR! i know about popular.
and with an assist from me,
to be who you'll be,
instead of dreary who you were...uh, are.
there's nothing that can stop you,
from becoming popular... lar...
la la, la la!
we're gonna make you pop-u-lar!
when i see depressing creatures,
with unprepossessing features,
i remind them on their own behalf
to - think - of
celebrated heads of state,
or specially great communicators!
did they have brains or knowledge?
don't make me laugh!
they were POPULAR!
please! it's all about popular.
it's not about aptitude,
it's the way you're viewed,
so it's very shrewd to be,
very very popular like ME!
and though you protest,
your disinterest,
i know clandestinly,
you're gonna' grin and bear it!
you're new found popularity!
ah!
la la, la la!
you'll be popular!
just not quite as popular as ME!
I listen to too many "Wicked" lyrics
Now Mom, don't let this whole Barbie Doll thing go to your head :)
By the way, I finally met the Barbie doll named Sue Kane, she is beautiful and is wearing a BLUE DRESS. Ella wants to make sure everyone knows, Sue Kane is the one with the BLUE DRESS. I must say I look lovely in blue.
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